animalstalkinginallcaps: DID YOU HEAR THAT? IT SOUNDED LIKE A RIFLE. LIKE WE DON’T HAVE ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT WITH MY 401K IN THE TOILET, NOW THERE ARE POACHERS TO DEAL WITH. YOU NEVER TELL ME I’M PRETTY ANYMORE. WHAT? YES I DO. NO YOU DON’T. HAVE YOU BEEN LISTENING TO A WORD- TELL ME. SERIOUSLY? TELL ME RIGHT NOW. … YOU’RE VERY PRETTY. YOU’RE SO SWEET! I LOVE YOU FOREVER!

animalstalkinginallcaps:

DID YOU HEAR THAT? IT SOUNDED LIKE A RIFLE. LIKE WE DON’T HAVE ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT WITH MY 401K IN THE TOILET, NOW THERE ARE POACHERS TO DEAL WITH.

YOU NEVER TELL ME I’M PRETTY ANYMORE.

WHAT? YES I DO.

NO YOU DON’T.

HAVE YOU BEEN LISTENING TO A WORD-

TELL ME.

SERIOUSLY?

TELL ME RIGHT NOW.

… YOU’RE VERY PRETTY.

YOU’RE SO SWEET! I LOVE YOU FOREVER!